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[adaptiveimmunities]

Story ideas, fanmail, marriage proposals all go here. I'll respond when I can.

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[thisismadfreaky]

Ding ding ding!
You got it, buddy.

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[adaptiveimmunities]

i am a god among men. bow down and worship my greatness.

alternatively:
what word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

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[thisismadfreaky]

Short.

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

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[adaptiveimmunities]

no, what happened?

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[thisismadfreaky]

The ceremony kinda sucked but the reception was amazing!

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[adaptiveimmunities]

oh my god you monster.

hey, why does a chicken coop have two doors?

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[thisismadfreaky]

I have a feeling there's something about a sedan in this, but I don't know the actual answer.

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[adaptiveimmunities]

got it in one. if it had four doors, it would be a sedan.

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[thisismadfreaky]

Have I told you, you're one of my favorite people in this place? Because you kinda are. Jsyk.

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[adaptiveimmunities]

that's because you are a man of taste and refinement.

but same, buddy. all joking aside... it's good to have a friend around.

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[thisismadfreaky]

Well, I don't like to brag...

Agreed.

aaaaaaand later:

[adaptiveimmunities]

hey, what happens when a frog's car breaks down?

[thisismadfreaky]

It croaks?

[adaptiveimmunities]

it gets toad.

[thisismadfreaky]

Oh my god, I should have known that one.

[adaptiveimmunities]

probably. it was in a book i read when i was like, five.

[thisismadfreaky]

Don't you judge me.

[adaptiveimmunities]

i would never. but here's a lowball:

what has four wheels and flies?

[thisismadfreaky]

Trash truck. Dude, come on. lmao

What kind of driver doesn't have a license?

[adaptiveimmunities]

hey you missed the toad thing...

idk, does it have something to do with computers?

[thisismadfreaky]

I'm now super disappointed about the missed opportunity of punny answers on this one.

But no. It's a screwdriver.

[adaptiveimmunities]

i should have thought of that.

what's the laziest part of a truck?

[thisismadfreaky]

I don't know this one. I feel like I should.

[adaptiveimmunities]

the wheels.

they're always tired.

[thisismadfreaky]

lmao omg I think that's the Dad-est dad joke you've ever told me.