First of all--rude. True, but rude.

Second--you are the worst. Even George, who is fatally allergic to taking a break thinks you get to take a few days off after getting blown up. Have friends over. Let people take care of you. Go on a date. I don't know. Do the normal things people do when they're laid up. My whining about my dumb friend and her dumb decision to turn into a dumb dog isn't going anywhere, and it can wait, okay?